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Proofs that girls are...
I found these proofs on Joachim Verhagen's (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/) Science Jokes Collection, part of the Science Humor Webring (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scihum/webring.html). I highly recommend you check out the collection, as it is quite entertaining.
Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money:

(1)

and we know that time is money:

(2)

therefore:

(3)
(4)

and because money is the root of all evil:

(5)
(6)

(qed)

Proof that girls are good:

First we state that girls require time and money:

(1)

and we know that time is money:

(2)

therefore:

(3)
(4)

and because money is the root of all evil:

(5)

But evil is negative, and hence:

(6)

Multiplying the two imaginaries gives , which of course is .

(qed)

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Created: Mon Dec 21 21:12:13 PST 1998
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